32, 613 people understand this. Please explain
will someone explain this, pleasee
"ugh tumblr is so hypocritical smh"
well the site has over 1 million users and the closest thing to agreement is that they all dislike wasps what the FUCK were you expecting
i actually like wasps
you just couldn’t go with the flow COULD you! just HAD to be our SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!
What now? Umbridge Sympathizers?!
I like Umbridge I think she’s swell
Street harassment is not a compliment.
This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.
on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras
did u think i was lying
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck
they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common
WET CATS LOL
"It’s crool an unyooshual punishments I tells ya!"
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy
THIS IS SO BRILLIANT
That poor baby
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
my friend is going to give me 5 dollars if i find an episode of Supernatural where no one dies (including Demons, Angels, etc.)
why doesnt this have more notes i made an amazing discovery
You’re really living up to that url
this eases the entire fuck out of my mind.
saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa
Whoa now this is what I call a history lesson
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